kubey town

my response to my husband’s email invitation to attend a listening party for the new weezer album:

i’m an old, bitter woman.  i do not listen to weezer.  i argue about weezer.  i lament over weezer.  i am still from detroit and have residual traces of that snobby, musicophile blood flowing thru my veins that deems pinkerton the last weezer album.  i will not partake in a night of listening to something from rivers cuomo that is entitled, “raditude.” 

go.  have fun.  but before you do, you should make love to me and feed me spaghetti.  i know we are on a “diet,” but sometimes i need what i need.