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mattbraunger:

Teen Wolf Pug.

(via Film Drunk)

AHHHHHHH-mazing!

whetzell:

juliavickerman:

danisontumblr:

Kyle Kinane - Bunnies

Animated by Greg Franklin over here at Six Point Harness studios, where I’m currently sitting.

 This made my day.

so amazing. i have the BIGGEST smile right now.

juliasegal:

yesmaybeno:

Classic

Knowing that Carrie Fisher is crazy doesn’t make me admire her any less.

kelsyabbott:

Story Time With Miss Amy (Sedaris) from Wonder Showzen

My hero.

On my flight to NYC, I looked up from my book to see All In The Family on my tv.  I saw a not unattractive young man, on top of Edith.  He looked like he was going to rape her.  I quickly plugged my earphones in and watched the rest of the most disturbing sitcom episode I’ve ever seen.  Here is the episode description from tv.com:

Before Edith arrives home, Gloria and Mike teaches Archie the plan for Edith 50th birthday surprise party which will be taken at 6 o’clock at the Stivics house. Edith comes back home while Archie and the Stivics leave to decorate the house for the party. A sudden knock at the door reveals a cop. Edith welcomes the policeman inside the house who claims that there’s a rapist in town but he slips out that it’s him. Edith is held at
gunpoint and pushed on the couch. The rapist slowly strips Edith! Before it can go any longer, the phone rings. The rapist orders Edith to get rid of the caller as soon as possible. When she does, Archie knocks at the door, wondering why the hell the door is locked. The rapist hides himself in the closet and once again orders Edith to get rid of Archie. She does as quickly as possible. Still stranded in the house with the armed man, they suddenly smell something burning. It was the cake which Edith previously started to bake. They rush to the oven where the room is just smoke. When she it pulls, she tosses the hot cake in the rapist’s face and rushes outside the kitchen door, but he stops her. She knees him in the groin and exits as soon as possible out of the front door and interupts the party, running into Archie’s arms.

During the horrible and uncomfortable scenes when Edith is alone with her attacker, they keep cutting back to the hi-jinks that are happening next door as Archie and Meatheat and Gloria prepare for Edith’s surprise party.  They literally cut from a man threatening to tie her up and unzipping her dress to Meathead and Archie doing a cheesy tug of war over a punch bowl, complete with HUGE laughs from the laugh track.

After she escapes her attacker and runs next door for safety, the entire room bursts into shouts of, “SURPRISE!!” for her birthday party.  She merely runs past them, her dress unzipped down the back, tears streaming down her face, into Archie’s arms.  She is bawling, and an arm (Gloria?) reaches into frame and zips her dress.  Archie looks down at her and jokes about her crying because of her birthday surprise, and then- IT ENDS.  It ends right there.  It cuts to the executive producer credits and the BIGGEST closing laugh on the entire fucking laugh track.

davidseger:

toddbishop:

Belated congratulations to Dave Seger for joining the DGA.  Enjoy all the free movies!

Haha. Oh man. Look at all those people. There are so many directors!

Wow!  Congrats Dave Seger AND Jeremy Konner!

juliasegal:

(via hewhocannotbenamed)

Carrie Fisher and Paul Simon…look at these fucking hipsters.

I just finished Carrie Fisher’s biography, “Wishful Drinking.”  She describes how “poor Paul,” had to put up with a lot of her craziness.  Here’s an excerpt:

We once had a fight (on our honeymoon) where I said, “Not only do I not like you, I don’t like you personally!“  We tried to keep the argument going after that but we were laughing too hard.

They were together on and off for twelve years.  During which time he wrote a lot of songs about her that are sad and moving.  Here’s a song lyric:

And I’m afraid that I’ll be taken / Abandoned and forsaken / In her cold coffee eyes…

Carrie Fisher’s response:  “Yup, I’m a bitch.”

Thanks to erinhill for posting Jonathan Gold’s 99 Things To Eat in LA Before You Die, list.  I’ve been eating my way around LA for a while and I still haven’t made my way to a lot of this stuff.  We seriously need to start a food club and eat this town up.

Here’s the list, with the things I’ve tried in bold.

101 Noodle Express’ Beef RollGold
Akasha’s Quinoa With Edamame
Ancient Ginger Soup at Noodle Island
Angeli’s Gnocchi
Animal’s Foie Gras & Biscuits and Gravy
Anisette’s Pain au Chocolat
Apple Pan’s Hickoryburger
A-Won’s Al Bap
Banh Mi from Mr. Baguette
Bay Cities’ Godmother
Beverly Soon Tofu
Bigmista’s Pig Candy
Bludso’s Brisket
Bob’s Plain Doughnut
Border Grill’s Green Corn Tamales
Brandt Beef
Brooklyn’s Hearth-Baked Bagel
Bulgarini’s Goat’s Milk Gelato
Campanile’s Grilled Prime Rib
Canary’s Lamb-Tongue Sandwich
Capital’s Hot Almond Milk in Pastry
Casa Bianca’s Sausage-and-Eggplant Pizza
Chantilly’s Sesame Cream Puffs
Chicharrones de Queso
Chichen Itza’s Panuchos
Chili John’s Chili
Chinois’ Sizzling Catfish
Chung King’s Chongqing Fried Chicken
Ciro’s Flautas
Cole’s French Dip
Comme Ca’s Cheeseburger
Cut’s Bone-Marrow Flan
Din Tai Fung’s Soup Dumplings
Donut Man’s Strawberry Doughnut
El Atacor #11’s Potato Tacos
El Parian’s Birria
Euro Pane’s Egg Salad Sandwich
Eva Solo-Brewed Coffee
Eva’s Lechon
Fab L.A.’s Street Dog
Golden Deli’s Vietnamese Spring Rolls
Good Girl Dinette’s Chicken PotPie
Harry’s Seascape Strawberries
Hollenbeck Burrito
Hot Dog on a Stick
Huarache de Cabeza
Huckleberry’s Maple-Bacon Biscuits
Hungry Cat’s Lobster Roll
Ivy’s Corn Chowder
Jitlada’s Fish Kidneys
Kiriko’s Salmon Sashimi
Kiyokawa’s Sashimi
Kogi’s Kalbi Taco
Krakatoa-Blend Coffee
Krua Thai’s Pad Thai
L.A. Galbi
La Brea Bakery’s Country White Bread
Langer’s Hot Pastrami
Lawry’s Prime Rib
Let’s Be Frank’s Hot Dog
Little Dom’s Oyster Po’ Boy
Little Flower’s Sea-Salt Caramels
Ludo’s Fried Chicken
Luna Oysters
Lupe’s #2 Burrito
Mandarin House’s cha chiang mein
Maple Bacon Donut
Matsuhisa’s New-Style Sashimi
MCGrath’s Rainbow Chard
Meals by Genet’s Doro Wot
Michael Cimarusti’s Squid With Piquillo Peppers and Pig’s Ear
Mo-Chica’s Seviche
Mozza Pizza
Musso & Frank’s Welsh Rarebit
Natraliart’s Sprats
Newport Seafood’s Spicy Lobster
Oki Dog
Palate’s Vegetables en Papillote
Paleron With Kumquats and Cream of Wheat
Peruvian Roast Chicken
Philippe’s French Dip
Pho Minh’s Pho Bac
Rajdhani’s Thali
Rivera’s Tortillas
Romanesco
Saffron Silk Ice Cream
San Nak Ji
Sapp Coffee Shop’s Boat Noodles
Shanghai Xiao Chi’s Pork Pump
Shanxi Knife-Cut Noodles
Sherry Yard’s Kaiserschmarrn
Street-Vendor Cheese Enchiladas
The Gorbals’ Dill Fries
THE Grill on the Alley’s Corned Beef Hash
Tito’s Old-School Tacos
Urasawa’s Fugu
Wa Sushi’s Apple Pie and Eel
Whatever Lou Tells You to Drink
Yellow Fish Fried With Hair Seaweed

Also- anyone interested in food in LA should pick up this month’s Saveur magazine.  It’s totally dedicated to Los Angeles food.